Embrace Your Inner Narcissist

Join our exclusive hub for collective narcissism and celebrate self-love with like-minded individuals

NB: This website is purely satirical. If you or anyone you know may suffer from NPD, seek professional help immediately. This website is also apolitical. Get off the soapbox (whatever your views!) and enjoy yourselves and this website. Social apathy is 👎 but soapbox also 👎 IMO!

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Empowering

Unleash the power of your inner narcissist and embrace self-love

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Exclusive

Connect with like-minded individuals in our judgment-free narcissistic haven

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Celebrate

Dive into feel-good politics and hysterical ideologies that resonate with your inner God or Goddess

About Us

Narcolectiv is an exclusive hub for collective narcissism, where self-centered enthusiasts unite

Our motivation is to provide a safe space for individuals to embrace their unique brand of self-love

From dating as a bisexual sociopath to stories from pregnant men, narcolectiv.com covers it all

Our Initiatives

Explore the initiatives we take to empower and celebrate narcissism

Narcissistic Events

Attend exclusive events designed to celebrate self-love and collective narcissism

Feel-Good Politics

Engage in discussions and ideologies that resonate with your inner God or Goddess

Judgment-Free Zone

Connect with like-minded individuals and create a tribe of ideologically aligned narcissists

Join the (ahem) ‘Movement’

Become part of our (ultramega-nascent but real unlike this website) community. We create WordPress websites semi-automagically. Join in. They can even be not-ridiculous websites!

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People served

Programs Funded

Funds Raised

Partner Organizations

Inspiring Stories

Read how our community has brought positive change in their lives through narcissism

Self-Love: A Transformation

Discover how embracing self-love changed the life of one of our members, empowering them to be their best

Finding Hysterical Ideologies

Explore the journey of a member who found solace and purpose in embracing hysterical ideologies

Support Us By Supporting Just …Yourself

Join us in empowering narcissism by loving yourself unconditionally despite being a great big douchebag! Grass roots support for a wonderful group like Narcoletiv. Charity starts at home.
Disclaimer: Don’t seriously be a narcissistic turd. It’s evil. NB: “People served” etc, are false statistics. And the other pages on this website are unfinished (as is the website as a whole). Lastly, do not take offence at any of the photos if you can

Green with envy like me? You might be a narcissist. Or Shrek. Both? DDDD: