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Our Initiatives

Explore the initiatives we take to empower and celebrate narcissism

Narcissistic Events

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Feel-Good Politics

Engage in discussions and ideologies that resonate with your inner God or Goddess

Judgment-Free Zone

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Exclusive Events

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Personal Development

Explore workshops and courses designed to enhance your self-centered journey

Community Engagement

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Support Us By Supporting Just …Yourself

Join us in empowering narcissism by loving yourself unconditionally despite being a great big douchebag! Grass roots support for a wonderful group like Narcoletiv. Charity starts at home.
Disclaimer: Don’t seriously be a narcissistic turd. It’s evil. NB: “People served” etc, are false statistics. And the other pages on this website are unfinished (as is the website as a whole). Lastly, do not take offence at any of the photos if you can

Green with envy like me? You might be a narcissist. Or Shrek. Both? DDDD: